SY’s Freshers’ Week Scavenger Hunt was so popular it’s now time to prepare yourself for round two! Divide into equal teams and try to collect as many points as possible by completing these tasks in pursuit of the ultimate summer festival experience! Woop! Woop!

!!!POINTS!!!

Insist on wearing your straw hat and sunglasses all day, every day, whatever the weather – 40 points

Have messy, drunken sex with a randomer in your tent – 100 points per day you go without washing afterwards

Eat something weird and wonderful from a food stall you can’t even pronounce the name of – 60 points

Throw a plastic bottle at a rapper – 10 points per bottle, 20 points if they’re filled with piss

Take so many drugs you feel your eyes are separated from your body, rave through the night and wake up the next morning in a boat, in a tree, with a chicken – 200 points

Loose an item of clothing in the deep recesses of the mud – 30 points per unrecoverable shoe or wallet

Start a random, obscene chant in the campsite at 5am – 90 points

Chat to an old hippy with a massive beard for three hours about the multiple uses of tree bark – 70 points

Try to shimmy your way up a flagpole but give up about a metre off the ground – 10 points per friction burn

Push Kate Moss over in the mud – 1000 points

Give up altogether on queuing for the portaloos and just piss in cups in your tent – 5 points per near disastrous spillage, 100 points for shitting in your tent

Break into backstage and somehow make your way onto the stage – 700 points

!!!Good Luck!!!

For SY’s extensive summer festivals guide just go to the SY blog: It’s Like There’s A Party In My Field And Everyone’s Invited! 2009