Libra
It’s easy to live for a month cheaply, so up your game and live this month for free!

Scorpio
If kids can run away from home why can’t you? See how long you last, it’s like an adventure.

Sagittarius
New trends are abound at the moment so try starting your own; here’s some ideas…stockings on arms? Hand shoes?

Capricorn
Feel you need more love in your life? Buy your bus driver different chocolates everyday and see where it leads.

Aquarius
I got nothing for you this month, so maybe just stay safe and keep inside.

Pisces
There’s big things round the corner for you this month, so watch out they don’t squash you or step on you accidently.

Aries
Feeling alone? All your friends got things to do or people to see? Maybe sort your life out and they’ll want to hang out more.

Taurus
Some people have really interesting stories and have lived really full lives, but that’s not for you this month. Be prepared to be bored.

Gemini
Thought about going on a boat trip? Not a good idea this month. Trust me on this, I’m the psychic one, not you.

Cancer
A lot of you will just have started back at uni for a new term of hard work and not going out, so maybe break with tradition by missing a few lectures and going out you loser!

Leo
There are so many cheeses you haven’t tried and now is that time!

Virgo
What do you do now then? You’ve tried everything else. Well, may I suggest a pie eating contest? It solves all life’s little problems.