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SY’s Freshers’ Week Scavenger Hunt was so popular it’s now time to prepare yourself for round two! Divide into equal teams and try to collect as many points as possible by completing these tasks in pursuit of the ultimate summer festival experience! Woop! Woop!

!!!POINTS!!!

Insist on wearing your straw hat and sunglasses all day, every day, whatever the weather – 40 points

Have messy, drunken sex with a randomer in your tent – 100 points per day you go without washing afterwards
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Now that Spring has officially kicked-off, this is the perfect time to sort out your house. The easiest bit of Spring Cleaning you can do which will improve your life no end is getting rid of all the clutter you’ve been hoarding over the last few years. Electrical items particularly we find emotionally difficult to part with but you can ensure they find a happy home by recycling them as part of your Spring Clean!

Research shows that on average we each have at least 3 unused electrical items cluttering up our houses. That’s things like old kettles, mobile phones, computers, electric toys, stereos, digital watches, hairdryers, electric toothbrushes, TVs and are you really ever going to use that sandwich-toaster again?
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It was mid-February – that cold, grey, miserable time of year. Not wanting to go bankrupt by turning up the heating to the Saharan levels we deserved, we decided to brace ourselves against the cold by instead sleeping with a triple duvet-blanket combo in bed and covering every inch of skin just to go outside became a necessary habit.

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Make the most of Valentine’s Day – Saturday 14th February 2009

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Some pictures of the snowy scenes across Bristoooool! Bbbrrrr……!

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Winter is great; warm fires in country pubs, home-cooked meals that fill you up to your eyeballs, warm cuddles with loved ones, and of course, the hope of snow! But for every ‘good’ Mother Nature grants us, there has to be an opposing ‘bad’, and in winter, that’s colds and flu; skin and scalp problems; and probably some of your own personal ones that frankly, we don’t want to go into here.

So here’s my natural guide to overcoming the worst of winter’s ails…

The Common Cold:
Echinacea will boost your immunity. Take Echinacea either in a glass of water, in tea, or buy ready-made Echinacea tea bags from any good health store. DO NOT buy Echinacea tincture – it has ethanol in it which not only makes it smell and taste disgusting but is not actually beneficial to your body in any way. I recommend Echinacea and Golden Seal liquid extract from Holland & Barrett, although it comes in tablet form, I actually like the way a few drops make an old-fashioned cup of tea taste.
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Hearken the twelve dongs of New Year! 365 days of degeneracy and the brain rushes to update your life-story, soldering another chapter of botched lifestyle choices onto corroding memory banks. Take a look over your shoulder and praise the obsolete decision making apparatus that oversaw each and every action. Oh me oh my! You’re the inheritor of a boiled-dry pan of fucked-up life beans. What you need, is a clean slate.

Morally bankrupt cretins we are, humans have developed an effective method to evade compacted Bad Karma – and we term them New Year Resolutions! Once a year the Life Fairy tip-toes into whatever club, pub or ditch we’ve washed up into this New Year’s Eve and offers ‘one more chance’ to cleanse our soiled hearts; anything to halt a deluge of tears on the twelfth gong and stop us dwelling on what a waste of space we are.
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In these gloomy times of recessions, crashes and closures, you’ be forgiven for thinking we don’t have much to celebrate this December 31st; however, it is possible to bring in 2009 without breaking the bank, just follow this guide to celebrating New Years in style and on the cheap!

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Softly the frosted
air falls,
layer upon layer,
St Nicholas calls.

And children playing
Through the night,
Glitter and douse their eyes
like snowmen,
they see only
the falling clouds
crush the houses

under which

Soft promises are left
under the bed
secretly listening
for promises kept.

Jason Beech