Auntie Harper
SY’s Agony Aunt answers your questions…

1. Where’s the best place to spot summer babes in Bristol on a hot summer’s day?
In Bedminster, walking with a limp and begging for more as they come out of my flat.

2. My girlfriend wants to have phone-sex but I’m not sure how to…?
Step 1: Girlfriend lies down on bed with mobile phone, plastic bag and a big pot of lube. Step 2: Girlfriend inserts phone in bag and covers bag in lube. Step 3: Girlfriend inserts baggy phone thing in vag. Step 4: Boy phones girlfriend, girlfriend smiles and makes mess on bed. Step 5: Girlfriend dumps boyfriend for a 2nd phone.

3. What’s more important to have in a boyfriend - intelligent, funny or hansom?
Well, I’ve got all 3 and another 10 inches to have on the side and guess what? Your mumma loves every inch of it!

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