SY’s Agony Aunt answers your questions…

1. Someone told me the brain the most erotic muscle? Is it really?!
My head really hurts after a long night out on the lash but as far as it being erotic, I haven’t got a bloody clue. However, your girlfriend told me the other day that her head really hurts at the thought of ever having to share the same bed with you again.

2. When do you know you’re too old to go Easter Egg Hunting?
When the mothers of the children you are hunting with are actually the same women you are sleeping with. I think then is a good time to give up the hunt.


3. I think I’m in love with my cousin - what should I do??
I don’t blame you mate. She is well fit!

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