1. I’m moving house this month, any advice to make the process less painful?
From what I can remember, moving houses can be quite painful. The last time I carried 10 of them I really hurt my back. That reminds me. I must book that long overdue chiropractor appointment…

2. I’m studying at UWE and about to go back for my third year but I’m not enjoying the course. What should I do? Change?
That’s it you quitter. I’m advising you to change course and go back to the 1st year. This will mean that you will spend more time at uni and get yourself more in to debt. You’ll probably graduate with a 3rd, not be able to get a job, be unemployed for the rest of your life and end up on the streets. This sort of advice is hard to come by and I’m giving you this one for free!

3. Whenever is it gonna stop fucking raining!!!!
What sort of a question is that? I may look like a god, but I definitely don’t have the wisdom of one. Take your ridiculous question to another Agony Aunt who works for an equally as good magazine….Oh! I’m sorry. There aren’t any.