SY’s Agony Aunt answers your questions…

1. Is it better to be single or in a relationship during the summer?
Unfortunately, being a singleton myself at the moment I can only speak from example. I’m sure you will now be throwing yourself at me as soon as you read this. I’ll meet you for a quickie in the bushes in Victoria Park this Thursday if you are up for it!

2. What food is good to muck around in the bedroom with?
Didn’t your mother always tell you not to play with your food? However, she told me she’s quite impartial to a marrow or 2 on Sunday nights.


3. Harper, how many guys do I have to have slept with to be considered a slut?
Well, I expect by your question that you are already worried that people have this opinion of you. I have haven’t heard anything, but if you are up for it? The boys and I can come round and we’ll tell you what we think after we’ve had a good go.

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