SY’s Agony Aunt answers your questions…

1. Harper, is the Bristol Balloon Fiesta worth going to? What’s the big deal?
Fat people, hot air and plenty of old grannies to oggle at. Sounds like your idea of a good time!

2. Should I ask my boss out? I really like him but won’t it make things complicated?
I feel inclined to come round to your work place and give you a good kicking! Has anyone ever told you that you shouldn’t shit on your own door step. Trust me you fuck-tard, it just ain’t worth the hassle!


3. Where’s good to go on a first date in Bristol?
From behind! Make sure you’ve got a rose in your mouth for the romance factor.

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